Thursday, February 15, 2007

Odds and Ends (photos)

There are several photos that I keep meaning to post here but... you all know my memory. Now's the time, my friends. Left, you see my first (and most likely last) attempt at Japanese calligraphy. I found myself at a cultural festival in Urasoe City several weeks ago (there was a hoola dancer. There were people pounding mochi with mallets. There were zillions of joyous children running underfoot. There were karate-men and sushi and sandwiches and more.) Most pertinent to our story: there was a calligraphy station. The people running this joint got the idea into their heads that each and every gaijin there should be forced to produce a calligraphic masterpiece. So without explanation I found myself twirled around, a brush pressed into my hand, and bam. There was Peace. That's what this says, peace. I wouldn't mind it, except that they forced me to write my name on the left hand side. Now what am I supposed to do with it? I have a hanging scroll that says, "PEACE, Joy-SU!" Geeeeeez.

Ok, this is another of my artistic masterpieces, since we're on the subject. As I mentioned before, my mother sends me a plethora of mail. This is an example of one of the odd kinds of things that she thinks to put inside the envelopes. It's a baby clown in space, drawn by mom and Joyce, 21 years ago. According to a note from mom on the back, I was still working on mastering the J. As you can see. kawaiiiiiiii!

Lastly, there is a photo of my spankin' new name stamp. Name stamps are very important in Japan. They're called inkan, and someone can steal your identity if they get their hands on your inkan. I've warned you now, don't complain about identity-theft when you move to Japan. My official inkan is really boring because I'm a gaijin. It says, ジョイス (jo-i-su). Today I was nodding off at my desk when Katanosaka (the eccentric and handsome art teacher) enters, stage left. "Junko-sensei!" He exclaims near my head. I jerk awake and almost head butt him in the process. Teachers at my school insist on talking to me through Junko-sensei (my supervisor whose desk is to my right) if she is within a 10ft radius. Never mind that we communicate perfectly alright when we are alone together, they seem to think that once a translator appears, I will no longer understand them. A curse on both your houses! I think with a sullen glower as they talk about me over my head.

Jibber-jabber at lightning speed ensues, then the art teacher grins and shoves a small bamboo piece filled with dry flowers into my confused hands. When I turned this mini-vase over, it turned out to be a hand-carved inkan, with my name in beautimous (though fairly meaningless) kanji. Turns out that he had made this for me as a thank you present about 5 months ago when I baked him a birthday cake. Apparently, no one had celebrated his b-day in 7 years or something before my cake. But hadn't quite had the nerve to give the inkan to me after he made it. Ok. Better late than never? Now I have a kanji name! Scoooooore.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day

Today was Valentine's Day in Japan as well as America. The main difference is that here, February 14th is a holiday where ONLY women give cards or gifts to men. March 14th is a second holiday called White Day. On White Day, it's the dudes turns to give back to the ladies. Aren't Japanese people weird? Come on, that's our holiday anyway. Like, what's up with the splitting it into two pieces and giving materialism twice as much fodder?

According to my friend Rachel, chocolate is the #1 thang to do here on Vday. I was glad to read her blog entry because my teachers had been blathering nonsense to me all week about what they were calling `Duty Chocolate` and I hadn`t a clue what they were talking about. Rachel clarifies on her blog:

There are two specific types of chocolate gifts that should be handed out by women to the men in their lives. One is called giri-choko, which translates as "obligation chocolate" and should be given to male coworkers, friends, etc. There is no implication of romantic feelings, only gratitude and friendship. The other is honmei-choko which is given to a love interest, usually with another small gift, like a necktie.

Anyway, to show Okinawa how much I love her on this fine day, I swam into the ocean and wrote a note to her across the sea... actually no, I just made her this picture on the computer. But that was the idea! Happy Valentine's Day, Okinawa.


Sunday, February 11, 2007

Just Another Friday

Every few months my school seems to have these surprise celebrations for unfathomable reasons. I'm sure that everyone else is informed far ahead of time. Usually no one remembers to tell me (since of course multiple notices have appeared in jibber-jabber-kanji in everyones mailboxes and it's been announced a zillion times in jibber-jabber on the intercom) until half an hour ahead of time. Ok. So on Friday it turned out that we would all be attending the gym after lunch for what I've come to expecct as "the usual": girls hip-hop dancing, boys breakdancing, Masayoshi dressed as a goose making lewd sex jokes (teachers trying to get the mike away from him), Kuuske (one of the larger more motorcycle-gangish 3rd years) ripping off his uniform shirt and jumping onto the stage in excitment to join the terrified first-year girls in their pathetic dance-routine, the buck-toothed kid dressed as a geisha (are we laughing with him or at him?), teen rock and punk bands with white towels tied around their heads, and this time something new... stage diving!!!! Yay. Here is my blurry picture of Masa (the goose) stage diving. I would like to add that the first person to try stage-diving was Dan-san. the crowd hurriedly parted and he did a classic belly-flop BAM! right onto the floor.
Here is a photo of Kuuske in the midst of the freshmen girls dance routine:

Here is a photo of the buck-toothed geisha, with whom I choose to laugh, despite the language barrier:

Friday, February 09, 2007

Daito Meets the Big City


This week, Minami Daito Jon is crashing at my place. It`s not often that these distant island-boys like Jon (whose island is a small rock in the ocean, 17 hours by ferry away from the Okinawan mainland, with nothing but sugarcane, 1,500 people, and a karaoke bar) come to visit us in the big city. This time round Jon made the unfortunate decision to see even more of mainland life: he came to school with me. Except actually I was sick and he ended up going to my school by himself. My school is half the population of his entire island. Now, I`m not a Hater. I didn't send Jon to any badly behaved classes. In fact, I sent him to 3 classes that I describe as well-behaved.

On Minami daito there is no high school, bc there aren't enough people. Plus, picture growing up on a rock with 1,500 people. You know everyone and see them every day. The kids are well behaved, don`t have evil influences or motorcycle gangs, etc. Jon said that after his day of classes at Ginowan High, he has a new-found appreciation for Daito kids. Yes, Jon was not impressed by academic excellence at Ginowan High (though he quite enjoyed my students genkidom outside of class). Jon did not find the classes I sent him to well-behaved, as I had described them. So, I had meant that they were quiet. But when I say `quiet` the truth of the matter is that they are completely unresponsive. A lot sleep, the rest are zombies. Won`t talk. Won`t nod. Won`t show a single sign of life. Sullen stares from all sides. But at least they're not yelling, tying each others heads up with tape or standing on the desks. You know. Thats what I`d been thinking when I said well-behaved. Oh well. Its all for the best, as Jon will now go back to his rock a happier man, content with the well-behaved, bright-eyed children that are his to teach. Above is a picture of Jon with 2-3, the one class that did make him happy. They are the best class in school! See if you can find Jon among the crowd.

Shout Out to Mom

Once a few months back I gave my mother a complex by mentioning on the blog that she didn't ever call me on the telephone. So now I want to publicly acknowledge her greatness in other areas.

Oh mother!
You are the only one that sends me snail mail.
Rain or shine, holiday or normal day, news or no news to share... I receive at least one letter from my mother every week here in Okinawa. Six months! My friends. Six months, and I don't think a single week has gone by without a letter or postcard from my wondrous mother. Sometimes theyre cards, sometimes postcards or newspaper clippings, often they consist of fliers from the most recent vigil or peace walk she has been on with messages scribbled around the borders to me and some photos. The best part is that they come completely without rhyme or reason. If its my bday, or xmas, I am sure to expect cards and most likely be disappointed by the small number of them that I receive, because most of you are failures at communicating. (Ha just kidding, trying to keep you on your toes. No really, I'm not kidding, how many postcards do you all get from me and never write me back, huh? You're all losers. Except for a few. I'm giving you a shout out but I'm afraid Ill forget someone... off the top of my head, props to Maren, Cheryl, Rosario, Ainsley, Sven, Sandi!) But on an average day, I don't expect to find more than a preposterous amount of kanji-jibber-jabber-junkmail waiting for me when I arrive home from work. This is why it is so fantastic that my mother sends me so much mail. Can she know whether Ive had a crappy day or a good one? No, but with this volume of mail, a good number of her letters arrive purely by chance at the Right Moment. Feeling down? Feet hurt? Kids naughty today at school? It often just so happens that at such moments, there is a letter from mom waiting in my mailbox.

Thanks mom! You da bomb!!!!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Thai Thai


Last night I went out to eat with my buddy and realized that I have never posted pictures of Thai Thai's on this blog. I thought about it back in September and promptly forgot. This place is the awesomest looking restaurant I've ever eaten in, with the exception of Heaven and Hell in Tokyo... which was just too weird for words. You remember, the dungeon with the toilet face that kissed me and the gong that you had to bang 3 times to enter. To the right above, you see me if you look hard.

To the left, what you see is a table inside a metal blossom of sorts. If you have a party of more than 4, you are seated in a raised metal pod (featured in the photo below). The pods make up the second floor, so to say... at least you have to go up stairs to get there. The entire place is really confusing and I have walked into mirrors, I must admit. And fallen into a crevice while eating. Yup. If you come visit me (and Sandi may prove to be the only taker on that standing offer) then you too will experience the wonders of Thai Thai.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

3-4

Today was the last class with 3-4. I baked them peanut butter cookies (a big hit in Japan, btw) and they devoured them. After that, an unexpected ceremony of sorts took place. Each student stood up at their desk, one by one, and gave me a little speech. They were told to say "whatever the wanted" to me. I got a lot of compliments on my baking skills (this not having been the first time they experienced my cookies) and a lot of this-year-was-really-awesome-thank-yous. But I also got a few surprises. This one kid very seriously told me that I am "really cute". Not even an eyelid flutter accompanied it. I looked at the sensei but she didn't seem to think it inappropriate so I thanked him graciously. Two kids told me they love me. Thanks again? One kid asked me if we were allowed to date now that he wouldn't be my student anymore. One kid asked if they could have their parties at my house from now on. Then it was Masaki's turn. Someone kicks him awake, as he is sleeping on his desk. He rubs his eyes, stands up, apologizes for having been naughty all year, then goes back to sleep. Cuuuuute! Another kid who I'd always taken to be a jokester without a serious bone in his body turned out to be the class PRES and gave a bit of a lengthy speech (these are in Japanese) wherein he declared something like, "in life, we will go many places and meet many people. You, too, will move on away from Okinawa and meet many people and have many new experiences. But maybe, someday, we will all meet again." Sniffle sniffle sniffle. This week is full of sniffles.

Then we all had to get together for a group photo (group photos are almost as much of a given as rice in Japan). The cellphone cameras clicked and dazzled us. And then it was over.... alas, I shall miss my kiddies. We'll see if 2-4 (who I don't really know since I don't teach 2nd years) can fill their shoes next semester!

がんばろう!

In the last days of life before adulthood hits them in the face like a sack of bricks, my 3-4 boys performed a remarkable feat. My boys pulled their late-night-partying, motorcycle-drag-racing boot-ays into school at the crack of dawn. Then they drove up north and ran back down. Yup, they RAN from Nago to Ginowan.

Ok, you don't live here so that means nothing to you. In a car, this trip is 1.5 hours on the normal highway, 45 minutes on the expressway... I think its about 80km. 3-4 ran a relay race along the coast, which lasted from 9:30am to 3:30pm. Above, you see their triumphant and weary return to school. The first thing you're probably thinking is that Okinawans seem obsessed with relay marathons, which is true: they are obsessed with marathons in general. But that's not the point.

It is misleading that class number 4 is called the "sports" track. It makes it sound like all its members are extremely athletic. That's not the case. Rather, it's one of those tracks that kids get shuffled into if they don't have a special talent. There`s two IT tracks (1 and 2), and there are tracks for smarties like the international track (5) and we-want-to-go-to-college track (3). Then there are those for people who are all definitely not going to college, and have no idea what will become of them... these are 4, 6, 7, 8. And though the 4 tracks are cool kids at school, they are among those whose anxieties post-graduation run the highest.

This marathon was a がんばろう! ("ganbaroo!") race for the 3-4 before graduation. Ganbaru is a verb very important to Japanese culture. In this case it means, "let's give it our all! Try our best!" The marathon was a tool to pump up the kids` courage for entering the next stage of life; to give them faith in themselves that they can aim to do something difficult and accomplish it. The photo below shows the school awaiting their return. I, of course, found myself sniffling into a hanky... this kind of thing always hits a chord in me. The 1-4 and 2-4 tracks were excused from class to be a part of the return ceremony. In Japan they pay more attention to the relationship between elders and juniors than we do. The 3-4 sports course boys are the role models and seniors (senpai) of the 1-4 and 2-4 sports boys. So below you see one side of the walkway lined with 1-4, and the other side with 2-4, cheering their graduating senpai on.
After they returned, the seniors were asked to stand and give words of wisdom and advice to the youngsters, and the youngsters stood and gave words of encouragement to the elders. It never fails to amaze me how different Japan is in one respect from America: kids here have the capacity to be very serious and sincere, even in front of large groups of peers. They can go from goofy slackers and too-cool-for-school bad-asses to laying their hearts out on the table in a second. Below, one of my best buddies from 3-4 gives a little pose as he crosses the finish line.

Ganbatte, boys! Here comes the rest of life.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

It's not Japan

When people ask me how I like living in Japan, I am always surprised. I don't really consider myself to be living in Japan because, well, I'm not. Okinawa is distinct culturally, historically, and distant geographically from mainland Japan. When I was practicing nationalities in class last week, I asked this one kid who hadn't been paying any attention, "are you Japanese?" He stared at me for a second and shook his head. I thought he hadn't understood the question. "JAPANESE?" I repeat. A head shake, and one word mumbled: "uchina." I'm Okinawan. Answered not in English, not in Japanese, but in Okinawan language. These kids are smarter than you think.

Okinawa was its own nation (the Ryukyu kingdom) until it was annexed forcibly by Japan due to its convenient geographical location and the fact that Japan was threatened by an independent, prosperous little nation that could be used as a stepping stone to their own islands by their Enemies. Ha! Sounds like someone you know? If you talk to Japanese people, they know ZIP about Okinawa. Well, I take that back. They know that it is a tropical island convenient for Japanese vacationers to reach without a passport. Hawaii.

Japan announced in 1872 that it was unilaterally abolishing the Ryukyu kingdom. Okinawan officials were replaced with mainland Japanese (sometimes through imprisonment of former Okinawan officials) and the Okinawan king was forcibly exiled to Tokyo. The Meiji gov't withheld economic reforms from Okinawa that vastly benefited the rest of Japan. Though taxes were proportionately much higher in Okinawa than in the other Japanese prefectures, Okinawans were not allowed to be represented in the national Diet until 1912. The Japanese undertook assimilation policy in Okinawa: they repressed Oki religion, spiritual healers, and language (at that point, Okinawans were all spoke Ryukyu languages).

During World War II, Okinawa was caught between the hammer and the anvil, as they say. The largest land battle of the Pacific (the Battle of Okinawa) was fought between Japanese and American troops on Okinawan soil. Did Okinawa have anything to do with the war? No. But they sure paid for it. One third of their civilian population was killed in this battle, and just about everything was razed to the ground. Even the landscape was changed forever. Were American troops responsible for all these deaths? Nope. Japanese soldiers threw civilians out of caves or other hiding places into the middle of battle in order to make room for soldiers. They killed crying babies out of fear that they would give away their hiding spots. They shot people for speaking in Okinawan languages, on the off-chance they might be American spies. Japanese soldiers set up 100s of brothels on the island, forced 100s of Okinawan women into prostitution.



After the war, Okinawa was occupied by the US for 27 years. For decades, American military committed crime after crime, rape after rape, murder after murder on Okinawa, and remained untouched by the law; safe behind their barbed wire and walls. I won't go into detail about the Battle of Okinawa or the occupation, but if you want to read about some gross stuff, read about what one imperial power or another has done to Okinawa for hundreds of years.

When they came, Americans picked the land they wanted and brought in their bulldozers. Families were driven out, houses were destroyed, ton upon ton of crushed coral was spread across the ground that had been family farms for centuries (and coral ruins arable land). Asphalt was put on top. Military bases were built. The Okinawan land-owners are paid "rent" every year for their land, but they are not given the choice of whether they want to lease it. When the time came for renewel of the land leases, many families refused to sign. Governor Ota (the best governor Okinawa ever had) refused to sign for them, standing firm for his people's rights. Going against their own constitution, mainland Japan broke the law, and allowed the military to remain on the land. In a famous case, one fellow and his family were allowed to enter a base under guard for 2 hours and eat a picnic lunch on their land. It was the first time most of them had seen it.

Now Okinawa "belongs" to Japan again. But nothing has changed. Time after time, the mainland breaks promises that have been made, sacrifices Okinawa's well-being for its own interests. Before '72, many Okinawans struggled for reversion to Japan, assuming that US bases and military personnel would be removed. Where they? No. They're all still here, over 30 years later. Okinawa is less than 1% of Japan's landmass, yet hosts most of the US military presence in Japan. Why? It's ok for them to be down here, in Okinawa. But talk about bringing them into your own backyard, and the Japanese citizens would be up in arms in an instant. Who pays the rent money to Okinawans for US bases? Japan does, not America. What is required by Japan of the Americans when they leave Okinawa? Not much. They don't have to return the land in the same state they found it in. They don't have to remove dangerous chemicals or clean it up at all. What will Okinawans get, if and when they finally win back what is their own? What was once miles of farming land will be more of a wasteland.

We can think of Okinawa as Japan's offering to the United States, post WWII. The sacrificial goat.

Okinawan is currently Japan's poorest prefecture. The unemployment rate here is double that of mainland Japan, and many jobs that do exist are service industry. There are more gambling parlors, tourist shops, and restaurants than anyone could ever know what to do with. It's coming time for graduation at Ginowan High, so these things are ever-present in my mind. In the last few months, seniors have become more subdued. They don't play as much, they look tired and serious. Seniors at my school know that childhood is about to be over, and next month, they will be forced into the world of adults. What awaits them there? My kids aren't high achievers. 80% of them already have part-time jobs, most are from poor families. A lot have trouble at home and act it out at school. In the main hallway, we've got this display:
It's a list of what the future holds for all graduating seniors. On each ribbon is printed the name of a student who has a plan, post-graduation. One line represents those who have been accepted to technical schools, one line those who have found employment, etc. To the far left, you can see a sign that reads "53.1%: 112/211". This is a rolling count of how many graduating seniors have found jobs or a place in a school. Every week, the teachers receive printouts in our mailboxes with pictures of students who were successful that week in finding a job. Every time a kid passes a test for a technical school, it's announced at morning meeting and we all clap and cheer. Because life isn't easy for these kids on this island.

This week is the seniors last week of classes. We're still at 53.1%. What will the remaining 50% of our seniors do? Probably, they will all continue on in their current jobs. They'll be bumped from part-time to full time at the gas station, the grocery store, the cellphone shop. This island could have a better employment rate, could move away from service-industry based jobs if Japan would agree to funnel more money into development and infrastructure. But they won't. Okinawa has presented several plans of economic development that they would like to consider as an alternative to the bases. For example, a free trade zone plan that would make Okinawa a middle man of imports from the rest of the world into Japan. This would create jobs, boost the standard of living, seems like a good plan... but mainland would never allow it. Reading about such a conflict makes you realize that Okinawa would be much better off as an independent nation.

Okinawa is a Japanese colony when you get down to it. Mainland takes, but it doesn't give back as far as I'm concerned. Japan is sucking as much as they can get out of this little island and its people. I wonder what Japan plans to do, once it's finished killing all the coral and paving the beaches with landing pads.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Engrish locks!

For those of you who don't already know it, there is yet another website that will help you pass hours of boring time at work/home. It's Engrish! Engrish (things that are nonsensical/badly translated into English) is EVERYWHERE in Japan: menus, signs, packaging, T-shirts. I thought I would post a few good ones here, just to give you an idea of the kind of world I'm living in. I'm worried America may never be funny again after having lived in Japan.